Dear Jerkface,

I don't care about you and how you "train" your dogs. You brag about how your dog's awesome, and that he'll grow and bite anything that isn't "family". Congratulations, you'e the reason why certain breeds are banned! Training a dog to /bite/ people is going to bite (haha) you in the ass. Probably literally. And you say you hve children? and worse yet, when you've managed to completely silence guild chat with your talk of "training", you dont' get the hint that we don't want to hear it. Even when people've gone "You've talked about this already. Like, all day yesterday." you don't get it, and keep. Talking. About. It. I can only imagine what your 'training' entails. I just wish you'd STFU. Too bad I'm so adverse to fighting in Gchat; I would've told you STFU by now.

No love,
Me.